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Put the sentences in the right order

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 Read the following joke and decide what is the correct sentence order:

 

  1. When he arrived at the farm he saw a farmer standing outside surrounded by many three legged chickens.

 

  1. Again the man sped up taking his speed to 120kmh and the chicken did too.

 

  1. The farmer replied, "Yes, I breed them because my wife and my son live here and we all like to eat chicken legs. Since a chicken only has two legs, I started breeding this three legged variety so we could all eat our favorite piece."

 

  1.  The man decided to drive faster to see if the chicken could keep up. As he went faster, so did the chicken.

 

  1. One day, a man was driving in the countryside when he saw a three legged chicken running down the road next to his car.

 

  1.  "Are these your chickens?" the man asked.

 

  1. The man decided to drive even quicker again. He increased his speed to 80kmh and so did the chicken.

 

  1. "I don’t know. I haven't caught one yet!"

 

  1. Suddenly the chicken stopped running next to the car and ran down a country road towards a farm. The man decided to follow the chicken to the farm.

 

  1.  "That's amazing!" said the driver "How do they taste?"

 

 

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Comments

Oh~The lesson is really

Oh~The lesson is really interesting~

Very interesting and funny lesson

Thank you very much!

Chicken

Funny

all my answer correct.

realy I have a good language now to talk with other people by these lessons we can improving our abilitys.

I love this Language. Anas Legend

Joke of the day:)

A man enters a library and walks up to the librarian at the desk and says loudly, "I'd like a cheeseburger with fries, hold the ketchup!"
The librarian replies in whispered tones, "But sir, this is a library."
Coming to his senses, the man replies in a whispered tone, "Can I please have a cheeseburger with fries, hold the ketchup."

I hope you like it:)
"what goes around comes around."

joke

Very good! Does anyone else know any good English jokes?

very funny

this very funny lesson, joke is super!!!!

My joke

Nice lesson and funny joke Big Grin
My joke:
-What is the name of your new-born brother?
- I don't know. We don't understand what he is talking... Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin

Amazing joke.

My joke is:
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE". Smile

Have a Nice Day.

RE;Joke

Nice joke. I like it.

Thanks,

Chris

I can't believe it but I

I can't believe it but I undertstant every word in this story. I'm very proud about myself.