NIGEL VISITS CANADA

SITUATION: AT THE END OF A RESTAURANT MEAL Nigel: Bill, please! Bill (the waiter): Yes, sir! Nigel: Bill, please! Waiter: Yes, I’m here sir! Nigel: I’d like the bill, please! Waiter: You want a dollar bill? Nigel: No, I’d like to pay! Waiter: Oh, you’re done, sir? Nigel: No, I haven’t done anything … Read more